Friday, September 17, 2010

Kayne West

According to the IvyGate website, the rapper Kayne West has a new style slash life coach; his name is Cassius Marcellus Cornelius Clay and several websites are reporting that he's a Ivy League dropout.

Here's how the two met:

Cassius is doing what the does best: dropping tin at expensive, trendy designer stores. The lucky retailer of the day is Barney’s, New York. Today, his outfit is impeccable, topped off with high-end Italian designer shoes. In the midst of shopping, a man approaches Cassius, taps him on the shoulder, and tells him that he really, really loves the footwear. Cassius looks up; it’s Kanye West. Cassius keeps it cool, thanks him, and introduces himself. The stars align; history is made. (This moment will almost certainly be reenacted dramatically on Behind The Music.)

The two get to talking as they shop. Kanye loves Cassius’ style, his attitude, his patrician hipsterdom. They talk for over half an hour. Kanye begins to reveal a little more about himself: his reinvention in the wake of the Taylor Swift disaster, and his thoughts on life, art, philosophy, hos (maybe), etc. Cassius advises the rapper on his day’s purchases. Eventually the two leave the store, shopping bags in tow, and exchange phone-numbers and emails. Kanye promises to keep in touch. And oh, does he.

Story Continues...


  1. Kanye got a new boyfriend! Good 4 him!!

  2. I strongly believe this is one of the reasons kanye had no problem sacrificing his moms. Because he really wanted to live this gay life style without any inhibitions. This buster is going to burn in HELL.

  3. he's on the rude path with no guide. he can't guide himself. he's leaning on people with money, status and a ivy league education to lead him

  4. he lost self and now he's a artist entertaining self