Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Jay-Z


The rapper slash con artist is training to become a DJ. People are saying that he's merely supporting the release of DJ Hero but uh...it's kinda strange that Solange Knowles is in training as well.

According to Gay-Z:

"I've got a whole plan. I'm gonna get me a little Serato set, some DJ software. I'm gonna work on that for six months, then I'm gonna find out which DJ makes the most and charge double and tour, do bar mitzvahs, weddings...I'm gonna have video behind me and dancers. I'm gonna have people just go out and pour champagne when I get to a certain song. I'm going to make a whole show of this thing...If you want to book me, book me early, because the prices will be a little better because when I get good, I'm really going to go for it...I'm definitely going to go by a different name. I want people to hear it and be like, DJ Wow!'. It's got to look good in lights."


According to Solange Knowles:

"Turns out my ‘dj’ debut was a success. Was sooooooo (sic) nervous about mixing, but found my groove and had a blast doing so!...And big ups to by DJ coach QtipTheAbstract!!"

6 comments:

  1. ....ANYTHING for them to make money off of. Let's hope this fails also :D

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  2. Solange is a dumb dumb airhead.

    That's all i can say. She's a dumb dumb airhead.

    Jay-Z is roc-ing her dumb ass six feet under. So Beyonce can get that exclusive after death interview on how she and jay-z will raise Solange's son.

    He's roc-ing her six feet under.

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  3. you think they will sacrifice her? solange yonces child. she had her at 15yrs. beyonce lies about her age she's actually 38yrs. thats why solange don't look exactly like mat and tina. solange father is black american, that's why she don't look exotic like her mother.

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  4. @ 4:21 PM

    They are roc-ing Solange to sleep because she's holding the business down.

    Her legs is losing the business money. She cost too much and she's not making any money.

    Jay-Z is sending her through a downsized training career.

    He's pushing her backwards.

    Gay-Z just made the following quote about Chastity Bono / Cher Bono / Sonny Bono:

    "These days, I'm the sh**T, but i sued to be a horrible performer. I was terrible...I'm not really an animated guy so I had to figure out a way how to convey my message and talk to people in compact movements, all the while, being entertaining. There is a very thin line between not moving and being boring. Bono knows how to exaggerate his movements and he knows how to have that conversation, without moving around much. He's a ynamic performer".

    ^^^

    Why is he talking about Bono as if he's still alive. He's dead you jackass. We all know that beyonce has a collection of Cher Bono tapes. It shows throughout her music video and stage performances. They are doing what has been done already.

    And what the duck is a ynamic performer? Is he trying to say that Bono was a dynamic performer?

    Look the word dynamic up: http://www.m-w.com

    Dude is NOT as smart as you think he is. He married his own Kind. They sit at home and watch old performance videos are pick which moves to COPY.

    Why re-invent the wheel?

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  5. @ 6:22 AM

    HE'S BECOMING A ROCK STAR. HE WAS TALKING ABOUT BONO FROM U2.

    HE'S BEEN TALKING ABOUT ROCK STARS FOR A MINUTE NOW. HE KEEP TALKING ABOUT HOW HE WANT TO BE LIKE THIS PERSON. HE STUDIES ROCK STARS.

    WOW. WHAT A "RAPPER". HE HAD TO STUDY A ROCK STAR TO LEARN HOW TO PERFORM LIKE A RAPPER

    STFU

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  6. Beans should attack all of these anti-rap quotes.

    First he wanted to learn how to put his legs behind his head like Chris Martin.

    Then he admiited to singing "big girls dont cry" at the gym.

    Now he admits that he studied Bono in order to perform as a rapper.

    Next he will learn how to skateboard like ______.

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