The Witch: Grisora

"When Beyonce was a young girl, she met a magical witch named Grisora in the woods while gathering berries and Grisora told Beyonce she would make her sing with the unmatched beauty of a thousand nightingales in return for her first born child..." ---Gossip site The Onion provides a video clip of a witch name Grisora claiming ownership of Blue Ivy after providing Beyonce Knowles with her singing voice for 15 years. As the saying goes, there's a ounce of truth in every joke: